Free Gas Only

Since the average price of gasoline is now over $4 a gallon people are hesistant to drive. To help with bussiness Shady Lady Ranch, in Petticoat Junction, Nevada, is offering free gas cards for those who pay for services. It has been Voted the Best Small Brothel for Five Consecutive Years.

As of July 1 2008, for every $300 (one hour) you spend on the ladies, you get a $50 gas card.

Every $500 (2 hours), gets you $100 in gas.

And if you can last, for $800 (3 hours), $150 gas card and more fuel for your gas tank.